I am not going to be a world record holder. Guinness said '... it is not something for which we are currently interested in listing a record.'
'It' being fastest manuscript rejection. I wonder if I could get a Blue Peter badge instead. Without lying about my age, of course.
As part of my new strategy for getting my novel published I am writing a blog. Or tahre, (that is meant to be 'rather' and there is only one letter in the right place - if I had typed 'rehtar', would you have understood it? Researchers say you should be able to) the heroine of my novel is writing a blog. In today's entry she mentions me, quotes me, in fact. I surprise myself with my versatility, to say nothing of my schizophrenia.