Monday, February 13, 2006

The trouble with cleavage

I was told off yesterday - by a man - for talking about cleavage in my blog. 'How would it be,' he asked, 'if I wrote about women staring at my groin?'

The thing is, Timothy, women wouldn't actually stare at your groin, at least, not when they're supposed to be talking to your face, which is the point I was trying to make. I'm sorry if that is a disappointment but take it from me: you should be grateful.

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